Heeeeeey commander. Are you like, ready for the special fun session I’ve got prepared tonight? All the BBs that’s not on point’ll be there, and I spent all weekend brewing this special lavender scent just for the occasion. Tennsy loves it. Stuff cleanses your soul and really, really, really gets the blood pumping –
C-cancelling? What’s that supposed to mean, you’ve got more stuff to do? Are the Abyssals invading? No? Yeah that’s what I thought too. Like, STEC’s at the lowest level of alertness in months! That’s –
Oh COME ON. Why the hell are you like, always working when you’re supposed to take time off? You can spare an hour or three for a social function. I mean, I spent, like, two whole hours on it!
Time sensitive? That’s like, not possible. I literally checked like, every single project that’s like, going on for the next couple of weeks.
OH I SEE HOW IT IS. NEW SHIPGIRL? THAT’S YOUR EXCUSE? YOU WANT ME TO COME HELP THE NEW GIRL? AND GREAT. YOU PICK TONIGHT –
YEAH I’M BUTTHURT. STAY WHERE YOU ARE I’M COMING OVER, LIKE, RIGHT NOW!
STEC Archives, Print Document Division
Curator signature: Jer
Format: Textual Record
Object: Personal communications of Dwight D. Eisenhower
Location (if known): Versailles, France
Time (if known): December 15th, 1951
Hi everyone! It’s Tautog. Hope you’ve all been well. We’ve been kept really busy here!
Today, I want to talk about something that I think might be obvious, but actually isn’t.