Silent Service I: Batfish

HIYA! I’M TAUTOG! TODAY I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE FIRST SUBGIRL OF OUR BOOK. IT’S AN OLD FRIEND THAT I’M SURE YOU’VE SEEN FOR A LONG WHILE –

HAHAHA! JUST WHO WERE YOU EXPECTING? IT’S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT SUBMARINES! HOT GIRLS IN BIKINIS CAN WAIT!

Silent Service I: Batfish

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS, AND WELCOME TO DOLPHIN’S KICKASS SUB CORNER!

IT’S LIKE TAUTOG’S SUB CORNER BUT MORE BADASS AND FILLED WITH MORE FACTS!

Silent Service I: Batfish

YOU’VE ALL SEEN THIS POSTER BEFORE. OR YOU BETTER HAVE! THIS HERE’S THE REAL DEAL, A BONA-FIDE EXAMPLE OF A REAL WORLD WAR TWO SUBMARINE RECRUITMENT POSTER!

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE?

THAT THERE’S A DOLPHIN. THE OFFICIAL EMBLEM OF THE SUBMARINE SERVICE! CAPTAIN KING CAME UP WITH THAT! YES, THAT ONE. I BETCHA YOU DIDN’T KNOW ADMIRAL ERNEST KING COULD DRAW, DID YOU? WELL HE DREW AND CAME UP WITH THE BASIC DESIGN! IT’S –

Dooooolphin, your capslock key is stuck.

HUH? WHAT? Oh. 

…Whaddaya lookin’ at, depth perception? I’m not gonna distribute bikini pics for this update! It’s f[censored] April Fool’s Day, AND a FUC[censored] SATURDAY! THAT’S WORK. DO YOU KNOW WHO WORKS ON SATURDAYS?

You?

OF COURSE I DO, WHAT ELSE DO YA GOT?

Morgane?

THAT GIRL’S A WORKAHOLIC. SHE DOESN’T COUNT. 

Zero’s doing stuff too.

YEAH WELL HE’S AT A CONVENTION. THAT’S HALF WORK HALF FUN.

K9’s writing on a Saturday morning too.

WELL GOOD ON HIM –

I mean, Sima drew you like an hour ago! Just for today!

…WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS AGAIN?

*sigh*

That’s a wrap, folks. We’ll figure out the site and she can teach you about subgirls in our next sub corner –

KICKASS SUB CORNER!

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